Paige seemed to think that this was a democracy. On the contrary, it is a dictatorship, so while we hope you had fun choosing a name for the dog, I veto all of them. The dog's name is Buster. So it is written, so it shall be.
Mose actually named him when he said, and I quote, "Hey, hey! Watch it Buster." To which Buster replied, "Heeeeey brother."
(If you think that's funny you deserve a frozen banana.)